Friday 27 July 2007

Americans (the stupid ones)

The reason for writing about 95% of the American population is that I'm now in the toilet and normally that makes me think of them! I wonder why! Pardon me for the sincerity but it really annoys me watching those actions, such as the Kyoto protocol signing or the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. And if it was only the government's fault it would be easy, but the problem lies also on their voters and supporters. A lot more could be said about their politics and crimes but you already know them!
And here comes the treat, the fact is that some of those other 5% write scripts for TV comedies such as the Simpsons or Family Guy or American Dad! And luckily for us we have great moments of fun and laugh thanks to their stupidity!
And so you can guess today's message... Let Americans be stupid and laugh!

Sunday 15 July 2007

Workaholics

Those annoying guys that are always working, not because they are more competent then us, no, is just that they are too slow. People only become workaholics because they are incompetent, they actually need fifty percent more time then us to get their job done. Worst of all, their bosses think they are the best in the world because they work in the evening, even though they do nothing during the day! As for a freelancer, that is a different story, those are just greedy! But as all of them make everyone feel incompetent - and as you might have already have figured - there is a good side of it, not for them, but for the others.
And if you include yourself in the workaholics, you might as well be very well screwed. Now I am going to enlighten those who only work the time they’re supposed to! Yes, you can actually screw up and get out of it easily! Blame the workaholic, it is easy, just tell your boss that he did it, it’s normal, he’s been working too much. Besides, if they allegedly do work more, the probability of making mistakes his higher. Moreover, they are too sleepy to be pissed at you and wont even notice you blame it on them. It might not be fair, but as a friend of mine used to say, work is a jungle and you either eat or get eaten.
And of course today’s message is... Let the others work!

Thursday 5 July 2007

Strikers

One might say they fight for their rights, but is that what really happens? The answer is obviously “NO”; the only thing they seek is not working. Today a European Summit was held here in my town, and as the summit was on working and working legislation, there was protest held on by the syndicates. Twenty thousand people protesting and I, as the dreamer I am, dreamt of those twenty thousand people working, producing, doing something useful and actually doing something instead of walking with flags and chanting. Besides, they were even occupying the main streets, blocking the way for those who really wanted to work.
But hey, not everything is bad, if you take a better look, you notice that by them missing work, their colleagues have to do something their not used to do, and that is working the full time. Confused? I’ll help you, take a look at a normal worker; he has to present himself at work at time, and for that means getting 20 minutes later, then after a while he has to make his morning stop for coffee or otherwise he cannot focus on his work, a few moments later he talks to someone on the phone and takes the chance to ask how his wife and kids and dogs are doing, after that he calls his wife to ask what’s for lunch. And this is only in the morning. When the company has only half of its staff this worker has to work the double, this means working the full time. Hopefully, he will get used to actually work and teach that to his striker colleague.
Who would tell that strikers could improve their companies’ productivity by striking? I bet you weren’t expecting that were you? And you would think that there was not anything good in striking except for missing work. Now you do have a good reason for striking, in fact, I’m thinking of striking tomorrow just to improve my company’s productivity!
And for that, today’s message is... Strike for productivity!