Ah! Those dirty little bastards, always with their cars and motorcycles and trucks, funny type of people, which I actually include myself in. As drivers, we’re all sure of one thing, we’re the best fucking drivers in the world! "Who?! Schumacher!? I’d beat him in the first mile!" If I had a penny for every time I heard that sentence...I’d still be broke, but you got the point.
Have you noticed that all the other drivers suck!? Always making mistakes, not signalling their turns, always going slow when you’re late, and the list is infinite! Besides, it stresses up our day soon in the morning by having to yell to them as soon as we get in the car!
But when you think of it, they might be the cause for the absence of wars in Portugal, and the way we drive is causing more peace than Cavaco Silva! Just look, what better way to relief our stress than yelling and complaining? If we do that in traffic, we don’t get to work so mad because we have already discharged all our anger in the dumb-ass from the office next door that everyday takes our parking spot! All that inside your car without him even hearing you! That way, people get to their offices and parliament more peaceful instead of just throwing a stapler to the guy in the desk in front of you, or the guy from the other party, even though he is Marques Mendes and deserves it!
So, today’s message... Drive for Peace!
1 comment:
Boas! Hj ñ tou cm paciencia para escrever o comment em english... tou demasiado cansada! Aiiiii a soneca À tarde soube mm bem!
mas bora la ao k interessa... drivers.... em 5 anos de carta de condução axo k ja vi d tudo... realmente é cm tud dizes temos a tendencia para pensar que ninguem conduz melhor que nos: we are the kings of the road, quando na realidade nao é assim! eu pessoalmente nao me incluo no grupo do que nao assinala as manobras. isso é certinho! alias o meu patrao ja m disse ahh e tal voce faz os piscas tds! enfim vidas!
acho que era muito importante sensibilizar os drivers mas isso ja nao m cabe a mim decidir!
bahh vou-me k isto ja n ta a fazer sentido nenhum
kixes
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